Episode 54: Hungry Mungry, The Dirtiest Man in the World

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Episode 53: Eighteen Flavors, Who

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Episode 52: Tight Hat, The Edge of the World

Shingles!Uncomfortable SkinFlat EarthersCapitalismSpeculative FictionShingles!Anime ConventionsFurries Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: I’m Lauren. Russ: And it was not allergies, was it? Lauren: No, it was not allergies. If you listen to the last episode, I was complaining about… Continue Reading Episode 52: Tight Hat, The Edge of the World

Episode 51: Won’t You?, Skinny

Allergies?BoilsColorful LaurenValentine’s DayBeing ThinBathingNakednessKirby CW: body dysmorphia Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: And I’m Lauren. Russ: Lauren, allergies are kicking your bum today. Lauren: I don’t even know what’s going wrong. I did yard work for a… Continue Reading Episode 51: Won’t You?, Skinny

Episode 50: It’s Dark in Here, No Difference

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Episode 49: Me-Stew

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Episode 48: If I Had a Brontosaurus, Colors

BrontosaurusAnkylosaurus is the bestAggressive secularismNFT scamsRomance scamsCryptoRomColorsOrgansColors of organsVestigial organsDating simsMonster girls Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all, and welcome to a Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: Hey, I’m Lauren. Russ: Oh, no, a curveball. There’s an extra syllable today. Lauren: Yeah, sorry about that.… Continue Reading Episode 48: If I Had a Brontosaurus, Colors

Episode 47: Magical Eraser, Warning

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Episode 46: Santa and the Reindeer, Benjamin Bunnn

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