Episode 51: Won’t You?, Skinny

Allergies?BoilsColorful LaurenValentine’s DayBeing ThinBathingNakednessKirby CW: body dysmorphia Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: And I’m Lauren. Russ: Lauren, allergies are kicking your bum today. Lauren: I don’t even know what’s going wrong. I did yard work for a… Continue Reading Episode 51: Won’t You?, Skinny

Episode 50: It’s Dark in Here, No Difference

RoséHide and SeekWerewolvesDining and / or Reading in the DarkEnd the SpeciesHuman WorthSilly Team MascotsTrucker ProtestsGeese Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: I’m Lauren. Russ: What’s your beverage of choice today, Lauren? Lauren: Oregon rosé. Russ: I don’t… Continue Reading Episode 50: It’s Dark in Here, No Difference

Episode 49: Me-Stew

Boob WindowsHead ColdsBook BanningFreedumb ConvoyCannibalismPrion DiseasesFursonas Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: I’m Lauren. Russ: We should have been recording before we started recording because Lauren is wearing a shirt with a boob window. Lauren: It’s not… Continue Reading Episode 49: Me-Stew

Episode 48: If I Had a Brontosaurus, Colors

BrontosaurusAnkylosaurus is the bestAggressive secularismNFT scamsRomance scamsCryptoRomColorsOrgansColors of organsVestigial organsDating simsMonster girls Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all, and welcome to a Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: Hey, I’m Lauren. Russ: Oh, no, a curveball. There’s an extra syllable today. Lauren: Yeah, sorry about that.… Continue Reading Episode 48: If I Had a Brontosaurus, Colors

Episode 47: Magical Eraser, Warning

BoostersQuinineAntivaxxersNeedle PhobiaNosesNose FetishesSnailsSnailsSnails Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: I’m Lauren. Russ: And now I have all of the 5G. Lauren: Congratulations on your booster, Rus. How was that? Russ: It was, I mean, it was booster-y. That… Continue Reading Episode 47: Magical Eraser, Warning

Episode 46: Santa and the Reindeer, Benjamin Bunnn

Holiday TravelsCOVIDIn-lawsGiftsConventionsCosplaySurveillanceOne Particular CessnaAutogyros Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Happy 2022 and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem? I’m Russ. Lauren: And I’m Lauren. Russ: Well, Lauren, you had many travels to do. Lauren: Yeah, I sure did. I went from Portland to Maryland, to Florida and the… Continue Reading Episode 46: Santa and the Reindeer, Benjamin Bunnn

Episode 45 (bonus): Shel We hear some Outtakes?

This episode consists solely of outtakes from our first season. Enjoy—and Happy New Year! CW: Arachnophobia, parental alienation, eating disorder Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel we read a poem. Russ: Happy 2022, everyone. Thank you for listening to Shel We Read a Poem and please enjoy this bonus episode of outtakes from our first… Continue Reading Episode 45 (bonus): Shel We hear some Outtakes?

Episode 44: Running Giraffe, Thumbs

COVIDHoliday Family VisitsTravelOCDDermatillomania CW – compulsive skin picking, self-harm BrontosaurusAnkylosaurus is the bestAggressive secularismNFT scamsRomance scamsCryptoRomColorsOrgansColors of organsVestigial organsDating simsMonster girls Episode 48: If I Had a Brontosaurus, Colors–Shel We Read a Poem? BrontosaurusAnkylosaurus is the bestAggressive secularism NFT scamsRomance scamsCryptoRomColorsOrgansColors of organsVestigial organs Dating simsMonster girlsTranscript for this episode: https://laurenhudgins.com/2022/01/24/episode-48-if-i-had-a-brontosaurus-colors/shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeReadAudio Player00:0023:18Use Up/Down Arrow keys… Continue Reading Episode 44: Running Giraffe, Thumbs

Episode 43: Hat, Captain Hook

CraftingCat KickersDreams vs. Social MediaContent CreatorsFoppish DandiesVillainsLaughter Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: And I’m Lauren. Russ: Your living room is a crafting mess. You say? Lauren: It’s a crafting mess. I’m making things out of old sweaters… Continue Reading Episode 43: Hat, Captain Hook