Episode 48: If I Had a Brontosaurus, Colors

BrontosaurusAnkylosaurus is the bestAggressive secularismNFT scamsRomance scamsCryptoRomColorsOrgansColors of organsVestigial organsDating simsMonster girls Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all, and welcome to a Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: Hey, I’m Lauren. Russ: Oh, no, a curveball. There’s an extra syllable today. Lauren: Yeah, sorry about that.… Continue Reading Episode 48: If I Had a Brontosaurus, Colors

Episode 47: Magical Eraser, Warning

BoostersQuinineAntivaxxersNeedle PhobiaNosesNose FetishesSnailsSnailsSnails Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: I’m Lauren. Russ: And now I have all of the 5G. Lauren: Congratulations on your booster, Rus. How was that? Russ: It was, I mean, it was booster-y. That… Continue Reading Episode 47: Magical Eraser, Warning

Episode 46: Santa and the Reindeer, Benjamin Bunnn

Holiday TravelsCOVIDIn-lawsGiftsConventionsCosplaySurveillanceOne Particular CessnaAutogyros Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Happy 2022 and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem? I’m Russ. Lauren: And I’m Lauren. Russ: Well, Lauren, you had many travels to do. Lauren: Yeah, I sure did. I went from Portland to Maryland, to Florida and the… Continue Reading Episode 46: Santa and the Reindeer, Benjamin Bunnn

Episode 45 (bonus): Shel We hear some Outtakes?

This episode consists solely of outtakes from our first season. Enjoy—and Happy New Year! CW: Arachnophobia, parental alienation, eating disorder Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel we read a poem. Russ: Happy 2022, everyone. Thank you for listening to Shel We Read a Poem and please enjoy this bonus episode of outtakes from our first… Continue Reading Episode 45 (bonus): Shel We hear some Outtakes?

Episode 44: Running Giraffe, Thumbs

COVIDHoliday Family VisitsTravelOCDDermatillomania CW – compulsive skin picking, self-harm BrontosaurusAnkylosaurus is the bestAggressive secularismNFT scamsRomance scamsCryptoRomColorsOrgansColors of organsVestigial organsDating simsMonster girls Episode 48: If I Had a Brontosaurus, Colors–Shel We Read a Poem? BrontosaurusAnkylosaurus is the bestAggressive secularism NFT scamsRomance scamsCryptoRomColorsOrgansColors of organsVestigial organs Dating simsMonster girlsTranscript for this episode: https://laurenhudgins.com/2022/01/24/episode-48-if-i-had-a-brontosaurus-colors/shelwereadapoem@gmail.com@ShelWeReadAudio Player00:0023:18Use Up/Down Arrow keys… Continue Reading Episode 44: Running Giraffe, Thumbs

Episode 2: Snowman

Lauren and Russ discuss heavier stuff. CW—grief, death of a parent, & cancer. Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel we read a poem. Russ: Hi, everybody. Welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: And I’m Lauren. Russ: And shall we read a poem Lauren: Yes, I well shall. Or “shel.” Russ: Laughs.… Continue Reading Episode 2: Snowman

Episode 1: Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out

Lauren and Russ discuss garbage — literal, figurative, and human. Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel we read a poem. Russ: Hi, everybody. Welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: And I’m Lauren. Russ: Lauren, shall we read a poem? Lauren: Yes. We’re going to do “Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not… Continue Reading Episode 1: Sarah Cynthia Sylvia Stout Would Not Take the Garbage Out

Protect Portland’s Eyes and Brains

A federal agent shot a protester in Portland in the head with a projectile and the protester needs reconstruction surgery. I’m collecting your old goggles and helmets for equitable distribution to protesters by Rosehip Medic Collective and Portland Action Medics. I’m seeking goggles and helmets of many kinds including: ski goggles swimming goggles safety goggles bike… Continue Reading Protect Portland’s Eyes and Brains

Cnoc Outdoors and representation in video

I’m proud to be part the Cnoc Outdoors Kickstarter campaign, which includes trans and nonbinary adventurers as models for outdoors gear. And to be involved in a company that is looking for solutions better than disposable products.