on PortlandLiving Shel Silverstein photo seriesJump ropeThe Fitnessgram Pacer TestOutdated customsElbows off the tableComputer problems“Mabel, Mabel” Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem. Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: I’m Lauren. Russ: Well, karaoke was fun. Lauren: It was really fun, wasn’t it? We did Baby… Continue Reading Episode 61: Jumping Rope, Ridiculous Rose
on Cooking tragedyFoster catsExistentialismNight lightsSleeping preferencesTinnitus3rd grade inventionsPeeing on the toilet seatAchewood (by Chris Onstad) Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem. Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: And I’m Lauren. Russ: See you soon, Lauren. Lauren: Yeah, see you in a couple days. Russ: Two… Continue Reading Episode 60: Afraid of the Dark, Invention
on Icebreaker shirtsWool vs SweatArmadillosLeprosyBrilloCleaningNettlesMore armadillosScalePale Blue DotHubble Deep FieldPowers of Ten Correction: Lauren talks about the culture of baboons changing when the males of the group succumb to leprosy. It was actually tuberculosis. Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem. Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ.… Continue Reading Episode 59: Instructions, One Inch Tall
on Icebreaker shirtsLeavenworth, WAOne-star Google restaurant reviewsTree housesHobbiesSinusesDizziness Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem. Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: I’m Lauren. Russ: Lauren, we wasted our cold open today. Lauren: Oh, that’s right. We can’t have a cold open now because we already announced… Continue Reading Episode 58: Tree House, My Hobby
on Leavenworth, WATourist townsStrega NonaWeddingsPastasBeardsMermaid Hair Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem. Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: I’m Lauren. Russ: You have brought us here on an unusual day. Lauren: Yep, I’m not gonna be around on on Saturday so… Russ: We generally record… Continue Reading Episode 57: Spaghetti, My Beard
on All-you-can-pet catsWuthering HeightsKate BushWordsworthManagementMuseumsGifted and talented kids Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: I’m Lauren. Russ: Today I met an all you can pet cat. Lauren: Really? Russ: An all you can pet cat. That’s amazing. Lauren: They’re… Continue Reading Episode 56: Poor Angus, Pirate Captain Jim
on Note: Shel Silverstein’s poem is titled “Unicorn” while the song is titled “The Unicorn” and we unfortunately use the two interchangeably in this episode. Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: I’m Lauren. Did I sound kind of smug… Continue Reading Episode 55: The Unicorn
on The FrenchGetting Back to NormalSocial SettingsHungerGreedGluttonyWatermelonSweetsShowersEmpathy Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: Lauren Russ: From this moment on, we bark our names directly into the microphone with no context whatsoever. Poem! Russ! Lauren! Lauren: No verbs allowed. Russ:… Continue Reading Episode 54: Hungry Mungry, The Dirtiest Man in the World
on Shingles Update!The AppendixIce CreamEmpathyDoing the Right ThingWarAvatarWarBeing a HeroWar Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: I’m Lauren. Russ: Lauren, your face looks so much better. Lauren: That’s kind of a weird thing to say, Russ. Russ: But in… Continue Reading Episode 53: Eighteen Flavors, Who
on Shingles!Uncomfortable SkinFlat EarthersCapitalismSpeculative FictionShingles!Anime ConventionsFurries Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: I’m Lauren. Russ: And it was not allergies, was it? Lauren: No, it was not allergies. If you listen to the last episode, I was complaining about… Continue Reading Episode 52: Tight Hat, The Edge of the World