BrontosaurusAnkylosaurus is the bestAggressive secularismNFT scamsRomance scamsCryptoRomColorsOrgansColors of organsVestigial organsDating simsMonster girls Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello all, and welcome to a Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: Hey, I’m Lauren. Russ: Oh, no, a curveball. There’s an extra syllable today. Lauren: Yeah, sorry about that.… Continue Reading Episode 48: If I Had a Brontosaurus, Colors
BoostersQuinineAntivaxxersNeedle PhobiaNosesNose FetishesSnailsSnailsSnails Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Hello and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem. I’m Russ. Lauren: I’m Lauren. Russ: And now I have all of the 5G. Lauren: Congratulations on your booster, Rus. How was that? Russ: It was, I mean, it was booster-y. That… Continue Reading Episode 47: Magical Eraser, Warning
I wrote this poem some during the time when glitter pens and milky gel pens were popular. So early aughts at the latest. I believe they might be having a comeback, so maybe this poem is relevant again. Eulogy for a Spent Pen Beloved companions:My fingers and my eyes,We are gathered hereWhere he liesAfter the… Continue Reading Eulogy For a Spent Pen
Holiday TravelsCOVIDIn-lawsGiftsConventionsCosplaySurveillanceOne Particular CessnaAutogyros Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel We Read a Poem? Russ: Happy 2022 and welcome to Shel We Read a Poem? I’m Russ. Lauren: And I’m Lauren. Russ: Well, Lauren, you had many travels to do. Lauren: Yeah, I sure did. I went from Portland to Maryland, to Florida and the… Continue Reading Episode 46: Santa and the Reindeer, Benjamin Bunnn
This episode consists solely of outtakes from our first season. Enjoy—and Happy New Year! CW: Arachnophobia, parental alienation, eating disorder Transcript Intro music British Voice: Shel we read a poem. Russ: Happy 2022, everyone. Thank you for listening to Shel We Read a Poem and please enjoy this bonus episode of outtakes from our first… Continue Reading Episode 45 (bonus): Shel We hear some Outtakes?